Oi, here for a spot o'tea are ya? Well you have come to the right place. I'd be your serving girl Giselle and I would be happy to bring round a pot. You like my outfit do you? It is massive! I got it over on High Street- a shop called Kraftin' Kimmie and me girl Andrea gave it colour to match the decor here. She was inspired by something called 'Tuesday Trigger over at Moxie Fab'. Cor blimey that girl is always searching for a new look.
Sounds like you are from over the pond....where'ya from then? Lovely, I've cousins over in Canada meself. Lovely country is it. Mind you, you have funny words for lorry, the loo and chips. I can't help but laugh at how you butcher our language. I am hoping to be moving over there meself one day but you never know. You know what I always say "life is like a cup of tea...it's all in how you make it". Now how would you be making yours today? I'm not normally one to gossip but I hope you don't have it like Mr. Kimmie- Mrs. Kimmie's old ball and chain there. He takes his tea with cream! Shocking I know. Let's keep that on the QT though, don't want that getting round.
I heard you met a friend of mine yesterday- she's lovely ain't she. Come back tomorrow and you can meet our mate - he's a sly dog that one. Always charmin' the ladies. Well, I see it's picking up- folks are bringing in the fam' for their tea. Before you go head on over here to see what else has been brewed up today for your pleasure. Enjoy and come back soon!